You're a cute asshole

You're an asshole 

With a soft entrance 

And a warm cuddly rectum

You're an asshole

But free of shit 

You're an asshole 

But you're sweet from last night's cake 

You're an asshole 

But you're stretchy and versatile 

You're an asshole

Who would love to be anything but 

An asshole

Just because your exterior is an asshole

Doesn't mean that your interior 

Is too x